February 2012
ready to go home and play my ukulele.
I'm Angelina Jolie... and You Are Not
kellyoxford:
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM.
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet...
I can’t say that I’ve ever felt so much dislike or disrespect for my mother before now. I feel fucking sick
coffeewouldbenice asked: Let me hang out with you on Fake Patty's Day? Please?
whining:
I DON”T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING NEW TO WEAR OUT.
NO NONONONONO DAMMIT NO DON’T WANT TO LEAVE OMG I WILL LOOK SO UGLY
Friday Night
Justin: So what do you want to do tonight?
Me: oh whatever.... (Thinks: Eat, drink, and watch Mad Men. all while sitting on the couch in my pajamas)
Justin: Well, (insert names here) are in town. We should go out with them
Me: ....................................... (thinks: DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT NO NO NONON NONONON PLS DON'T MAKE ME OMG NO WWHY WHYYYY WHYYYY NONONONONON SHIT)